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Why Is My New Hard Drive Missing Space? [8.54 KB] Uploaded October 5th, 2008 Have you ever noticed that your computer reports your hard drive as being smaller than what the manufacturer told you it would be? Did you get ripped off? Where is that missing space? All will be explained within this article.

Is Your Son A Computer Hacker? [12.5 KB] Uploaded October 10th, 2007 This article - written by T Reginald Gibbons - has caused many to think its author is the stupidest man on the planet. Those who think that do not realize that this article is a joke! Lighten up people! Honestly though, I found the whole thing pretty funny in a paranoid kind of way.

Conspiracy Theories Volume Two [19.8 KB] Uploaded September 3rd, 2007 After several failed rounds of therapy, I still maintain that everybody is out to get me. In Volume Two of my Conspiracy Theories, I try to convince more readers that they're being watched as well!

Woman Has A Large Rear: A Translation Of ''Baby Got Back'' For Caucasian Males [17.5 KB] Uploaded March 21st, 2007 Baby Got Back, a song by Sir Mix-a-Lot has a lot of innuendos and metaphors which may be confusing to those not familiar with that type of language. As a service to those left scratching their heads, I have provided a translation to the song for all caucasian males.

Drug Dealers Versus Software Developers [2.39 KB] Uploaded February 7th, 2007 The parallels between drug dealers and software developers are astonishing. Perhaps they are not such different people after all.

Dr. Suess Technical Writing [2.31 KB] Uploaded December 26th, 2006 What if Dr. Seuss did technical writing for the computer industry? The world of computing would be even more confusing than it already is!

Really Corny Computer Science Humor [4.46 KB] Uploaded December 8th, 2006 A few corny old jokes for the Computer Scientists out there.

Amazing Anagrams [1.89 KB] Uploaded November 2nd, 2006 A series of anagrams which retain the same meaning after being rearranged. (Source)

Beer Troubleshooting Chart [4.24 KB] Uploaded November 2nd, 2006 A very humorous guide to troubleshooting beer-related problems in Troubleshooting Chart format.

Favorite Bash.org Quotes [29.4 KB] Uploaded August 15th, 2006 Some of my favorite quotes on the bash.org website.

Conspiracy Theories Volume One [11.0 KB] Uploaded August 6th, 2006 The first volume of the most screwed-up conspiracy theories I've ever created. Get 'em while they're hot!

The [3.14 KB] Uploaded July 18th, 2006 An very obsessive over-analysis of the most commonly used word in the English language.

Pi to One Million Digits [1004 KB] Uploaded June 10th, 2006 Mathematical Pi, calculated to one million digits. (Source)

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